Going in to work after a heavy night. Is there anything more terrifying and admirable all in one?
RiRi knows. She’s got all the stages covered.
1. Waking up in last night’s clothes like
2. Hearing your alarm and wanting to die
3. Sitting in the shower re-evaluating your life
4. Getting back into bed after you’re dressed cos you hate yourself
5. You and your mate looking at yourselves in the mirror like ‘what have we done?’
6. And then realising you actually have to leave. Like, this is legit happening.
7. Not having time to eat or wash properly but making time to do your nails cos you’re not an animal
8. How your bag feels today
9. Sitting on the bus trying to hold it together
10. Realising you can’t make it through and going full hair of the dog in the toilets with your mate
11. Turning up to work high key drunk and hungover and pretending you’re a responsible adult
Rihanna’s got you bae. She knows.